After getting married, sex is the least important activity. I'm speaking from experience, not from what I read on the pages of tabloids or watch on TV.

We have 24 hours in a day. The highest time you will use for tatata is 30 minutes. What will you do with the remaining 23½ hours if you marry an empty brain.

Look, marriage is sweet and bitter. It goes beyond sex: thick and long joysticks, big boobs and big yansh. OK, let me be frank: big things are good for pleasure. I'm not denying or berating that fact.

However, there are responsibilities attached to being a husband and a wife. As a husband and a wife, you have a lot to bring to the table beyond sex. Anything contrary to that na itanje Satani (Satanic deceits).

There are many challenges every couple face after marriage: house rent, mobility, pregnancy, children's school fees, companionship, friendship, assistance, advice, support and others.

If he or she has nothing to bring to the table of matrimony as a wife or a husband except hard joystick, big and fluffy boobs and butt, think twice before you marry him or her o.

I am not saying it's a must for a woman to contribute financially to the upkeep of the home; nevertheless, she must be able to contribute, tangibly, beyond sex.

You know why? I give you three years, at most, you go tayad as a husband or as a wife, if all he or she contributes is tatata. Marriage should be mutual and consensual. No one should be a burden to another one. After all, a jo n'gbadun ara wa ni.

Author: Adejare Ibrahim